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yes! when i was 17/18 they would annoy me all the time asking “where are you going? who are you hanging out with?” so i’d just reply “drug dealers” “i’m gonna steal money from old ladies” or something like that. they eventually got the message haha
My parents want me to go out and do more than just go to a friends house. Today I told them that I was going to Ninja school and they believed me! It was hilarious they kept asking me what it was and I finally told them I was kidding.
“i’m gonna buy some drugs” “i’m gonna kill the neighbor” “i’m gonna buy a slave” (i can go on forever.. i did this to my parents for a while)
Did they finally leave you alone eventually?
I’m going to create a list of ridiculous things to do and then when they ask me where I’m going I’m just going to tell them one of the ridiculous things to do. for example:
Me: *walking out the door to hang out at a friend’s house*
Parents: Where are you going?
Me: Ninja Class
Me: *walks out without looking back*
This way they will never actually know what I’m doing and they will get mad and I won’t care. I think it is a good plan.
Do you have any funny suggestions for when I leave the house?
I’m homesick for a place I’ve never even been to: Hogwarts.
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Definitely! My parents are so bad, that even when I make plans with my friends, they start attacking me about why I’m not going on DATES. “You’re a lesbian, aren’t you?! That’s why men hate you!” “Um, no, I’m just not attractive. Thanks, guys.”
Exactly! It’s not like I chose to NOT go on dates it’s more so that guys don’t find me attractive and I’m way too shy to go and talk to them myself! (Oh and by the men guys are dumb because you are definitely beautiful!)
It seems like everything I do is the opposite of what he wants.
I’m not girly enough, outgoing enough, ambitious enough, smart enough, pretty enough, or good enough.
Even when I do the best I can it’s still not enough.
I have tried for so long to please him, but I guess it is never going to happen.
I think I’m just going to stop trying because I’m sick of being disappointed in myself when I let him down.
